Word Nerd

Definition: One who geeks out over language

My nephew is no word nerd. He’s only 18 months old, after all. But he’s very proud of his ability to use words.

Unfortunately for him, he only has a few at his command, which means that, while he might actually want a milkshake and fries, the closest words he knows are wawa (water) and bubs (bubbles).

On a recent Skype chat, I watched as these two words, combined with DaDa (referring to my brother), yielded him: water (makes sense); blueberries (clearly, they’re round and pop in your mouth, similar to bubbles, plus they both have a couple b’s in them); raspberries (less clear, maybe B is for berries of all sorts?); and dried apricots, at which point I realized my brother was just guessing, lost all respect for both of them and ended the chat.

1 year ago