Random observation: Black ice, black eyes and Black guys sound REALLY alike when said outloud. I’m wickedly tempted to call my mom in Idaho and ask her if she’s seen any black guys/ice just to see if she knows what I’m talking about.
Me: Hey, mom, heard you guys had some crazy cold weather. Seen any Black guys?
Mom: Yep, it was freezing but I managed to avoid all the black ice.
Me: Mom, don’t be scared of the Black guys. If they’re living in Idaho, they probably aren’t too thuggish.
Mom: (I’m imaging silence) … I’m going to give you two black eyes.
By the way, before anyone gets heated, I should mention, I’m Black and this is just a little Fun with Words!